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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Sun May 09, 2010 9:00 am

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Sun May 09, 2010 5:21 pm

ahhh grosse pointe blank!

one more: http://5secondfilms.com/watch/new_toy
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Mon May 10, 2010 3:06 am

our favorite mexican is making a staring role in a new blockbuster


also if you're under 2 then you may want to not watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8cCzltPD6Y
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Mon May 10, 2010 11:57 am

LOL, seren did you look at the comments?

"brinksbury: wait, I just´╗┐ saw boobs on youtube?" +19 Rep LOL

That was fucking hilarious, is it real?

http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_big_creep/

http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_longest_yard/

http://5secondfilms.com/watch/another_monday/

-ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Mon May 10, 2010 4:55 pm

Rofl at the priest with the shotguns

It comes out september 3rd amaz
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/

And its +29 rep for that comment now lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Mon May 10, 2010 5:29 pm

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Rofl at the priest with the shotguns

It comes out september 3rd amaz
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/

And its +29 rep for that comment now lol

What the fuck that's so far away.

HOW COULD IT TAKE THAT LONG IT LOOKS LIKE A "B MOVIE" OMG.
I WANNA C IT NOW LOL.

That trailer is even funnier the 4th time.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Tue May 11, 2010 4:56 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Tue May 11, 2010 6:55 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Wed May 12, 2010 7:54 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Wed May 12, 2010 8:06 pm

Lol

I cant beleive thats real
No one is that stupid
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Wed May 12, 2010 8:15 pm

That's the equivalent of a real life onion article rofl.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Wed May 12, 2010 8:43 pm

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http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2dXW8C/www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

ooooohhhhhh, now i get why woman love twilight

Wtf is wrong with that lady, the thing that makes it hilarious is that the baby is black
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Wed May 12, 2010 8:52 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Wed May 12, 2010 9:39 pm

Because rock cant hurt paper unless the paper is held in a way that it will rip
But if its just paper rock cant beat it

And with enough paper you can cover a rock until the rock cant do any damage, the paper would act as a cushion


The courtroom stuff was good, but i can see how some of those things would be asked or said
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Wed May 12, 2010 9:47 pm

I'm still not seeing how paper wins the scenario and the paper being held in such a way isnt true at all. Many things can make up for tension, like not reading too much into a situation

Just as its not fiery meteor its not truckload of paper Razz

Yeah I was thinking about just getting the best bits but figured many ppl would find some funny that I thought were understandable.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Wed May 19, 2010 10:42 pm

I probably looked up the most rediculous definitions on urban dictionary. Lol.

1. bukkakattackite 56 up, 31 down

buy bukkakattackite mugs, tshirts and magnets
An elite bukkake warrior hailing from the shores of Japan. Born in a hidden monastery, the warrior was trained by monks starting at the age of two in the ancient art of bokkake-thai. This elite warrior can ejaculate onto a woman's face in a matter of seconds after first masturbating or being masturbated. They can strike without warning, covering a woman's face in sperm before she even realizes they are in her presence. They were trained to always hit the woman's face with every drop of sperm. During training, whatever sperm didn't make it onto the woman's face, the warriors had to lick up and swallow themselves. They were also trained in the art of the golden shower, going through the same training process in the ancient art of goldenshow-thai. Once the training of both of these ancient art is completed, the warrior in training becomes a bukkakattackite, or an elite bukkake warrior. They can then go out into the world in order to use their elite skills to bukkake and piss onto women's faces.
Man #1: Woah, did you see that!? I think it was a bukkakattackite! I only saw a blur, but then my neighbor's face was covered in sperm and piss! Wow!
Man #2: No, I didn't see it.... damn.

1. Zookakke 22 up, 8 down

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A sexual act in which you will need the following animals:
An elephant, a lion, a zebra, and a llama.

The reciever of a zookakke must suck on the llama's penis while simulateously allowing the elephant to have anal sex with them while they lick the zebras vagina and allow the lion to chew on their dick.

Only one of these events have been recorded in 1934 by an Albanian munk before his untimely death in Africa on a Rhino hunt.
Does everybody know what time it is?
Judging by all of these exotic animals I would say it's ZOOKAKKE!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Wed May 19, 2010 10:50 pm

That mazing kid rulez!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Thu May 20, 2010 7:19 pm

Serenity09 wrote:
I'm still not seeing how paper wins the scenario and the paper being held in such a way isnt true at all. Many things can make up for tension, like not reading too much into a situation

Just as its not fiery meteor its not truckload of paper Razz

Well i guess if you put the paper down on a hard rough surface, and scraped the rock across the paper the friction would make up for the tension and the paper would tear
But if you just drop the rock on the paper, or even throw it at the paper it wont dmg the paper unless theres tension, which is how i imagine it when playing rock paper scissors

I guess if its only 1 sheet of paper theres no way for the paper to win either, since if you actually tried to crush the rock, the paper would just rip
But ripped paper is still paper, i mean, whats changed about it when its in multiple pieces, or has a rip or cut in it, so just being ripped doesnt mean it loses
If you think about it like that then scissors cant beat paper since cutting it doesnt actually effect the paper
You can cut the paper up until the pieces are too small to cut anymore, but you still have the same amount of paper, and it can still be used as paper (although it would be difficult)

Really rock is the only winner
Since paper cant beat it, scissors cant beat paper as i said above, paper cant beat scissors (obviously), and rock destroys scissors

In short, ive just wasted 5 minutes of my life on this

AmAzIn[G] wrote:
I probably looked up the most rediculous definitions on urban dictionary. Lol.

Why, and how did you find those

Wait, no, dont tell me how, i dont want to know
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Fri May 28, 2010 9:54 pm



lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:43 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:31 pm

Spoiler:
 
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And i just had to.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:17 pm

type the start of any question into google and you will get at least one funny answer.

Some other funny google easter eggs:

-http://www.google.com/mentalplex/ (this one is really fun to use on a dumb friend)

-Type in "Find Chuck Norris" and then click Im Feeling Lucky

And if you want to still play the google pacman: http://www.google.com/pacman/

there are other funny google easter eggs and parodies, just look them up on google (not yahoo, yahoo is for losers)
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:44 pm

lol...

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<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H_3_DVUDlRM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_detailpage&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H_3_DVUDlRM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_detailpage&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:39 pm




Girls are more desperate then guys


Blisters are a big problem apparently
Also i would say girls shouldnt wear bras to bed


Since we cant buy canadians i say we invade canada and take them all as slaves






To ach:

My gf took health last semester
Her professor gave out goodie bags of condoms to everyone
So we actually have a big bag of condoms now
Theres at least 50 still in there

We we were joking around with what we could use them for when we got them
We made a tophat, a slingshot like the one in the video, an innertube, and a bunch of balloons lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:51 pm

Pat1487 wrote:
an innertube

lol how?
WITH MULTIPLE ONES? LOL
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