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PostSubject: HALP MY DRAGON!   Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:21 pm


PLZ IF YOU DONT IT WILL DIE IN A WEEK
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PostSubject: Re: HALP MY DRAGON!   Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:23 pm

every time you click on hannys eg, a kitt dies. Save kitties, click for olo.
<a href="http://dragcave.net/view/s2LZv"><img src="http://dragcave.net/image/s2LZv.gif" style="border-width: 0" alt="Adopt one today!"/></a><a href="http://dragcave.net/view/Ide1D"><img src="http://dragcave.net/image/Ide1D.gif" style="border-width: 0" alt="Adopt one today!"/></a>


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PostSubject: Re: HALP MY DRAGON!   Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:16 pm

no it doesn't really kill kittens so mine is more important
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PostSubject: Re: HALP MY DRAGON!   Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:17 pm

mines green, the color of dragon. Yours is purple. Mines legit you just pirated your egg.
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PostSubject: Re: HALP MY DRAGON!   Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:22 pm

puff the magic dragon is purple
barney is purple
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PostSubject: Re: HALP MY DRAGON!   Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:01 pm

barney is a dinosaur not a dragon
puff the magic dragon is green:
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PostSubject: Re: HALP MY DRAGON!   Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:34 am

Ive seen puff depicted as purple
And there is spyro, hes a purple dragon

Also Barney isnt purple, the dinosaur costume is whats purple, its pretty obvious
He is a dragon though, under the costume
Now your probably thinking "Wait wait, why would a dragon wear a costume, surely it would be easier just to be Barney the Dragon rather than putting the costume on and being Barney the Dinosaur"

Well, you see, dragons lost the Dinosaur Dragon war of 8493, yeah dragons and dinosaurs are from the future they time traveled back to ancient times to escape the giant dolphin zombie apocalypse, but thats another story

The Dinosaur Dragon war of 8493 started as a misunderstanding about the word "lever", yeah they spoke a modified version of english, they adopted the language from us, after they allied together and took over the world and made us their pets in 3158, they end up forcing humans to speak russian pig-latin, but thats another story

The misunderstanding came from the way the word "lever" is pronounced, you can pronounce it with a long e after the l like "leever", or just by having the short e sound, the dragons wanted to pronounce that word like "leever", but the dinosaurs found it offensive due to the fact that they cant pronounce long e sounds, the modified english they spoke had no other long e sounds, they spent 100s of years putting together an english language both species could speak, millions of died during the construction of the language because of the way their government works, but thats another story

The dragons were violating the language treaty that they spent 100s of years creating by using that long e sound for the word "lever", the dragons tried to pronounce it the other way, but they couldnt help it, the just naturally pronounce "lever" with a long e, it has to do with the cybernetic implants they all have to get at birth due to a plague that went through the dragon population during The Great Calamity of 4502 which they could never find a cure for, even 4000 years later, but thats another story

The Dinosaur Dragon war of 8493 started when a dragon said "lever" (with a long e sound) on national TV, the Dinosaur Consulate couldnt stand for that so they launched all of the anti-matter missiles they had, which was only actually 2 missiles since anti-matter is damn expensive to make and contain, the Dragon Federation saw the missile launch and responded by activating their energy shield and preparing their Orbital FTL Particle Bombardment Laser (OFTLPBL) to fire, but the shield failed to activate and the OFTLPBL wasnt responding to any commands, the dragons were far more advance then the dinosaurs because of an accident the dinosaurs had in 6396 when they tried to build a weather control device which turned out to cause brain cell damage across their entire territory, but thats another story

The reason the shield failed to activate and the OFTLPBL didnt work was because of sabotage, a dragon that was working for the dinosaurs made sure everything failed so that the dragons couldnt use their superior technology to crush the dinosaur's attack, we know that traitorous dragon today as Barney, Barney had a tough childhood, he was made fun of by all the other little dragons, the doctor that implanted Barney's cybernetics was drunk during the implant surgery, he left visible scars on Barney's head, the dragon kids called him scarface, which you might not think of as a bad nickname but in 7654 (when Barney was a kid) the remake of the movie Scarface came out and it was terrible, since it was a remake of a movie that humans made they decided to use humans as the actors, and since the law required humans to speak russian pig-latin by then so the whole movie was in russian pig-latin, the only way for the dragons to watch it would be to use subtitles and most dragons couldnt read, but thats another story

Barney saw that the dinosaurs didnt need cybernetic implants and wished to be them, he made friends with dinosaurs and lived in their territory when he was older during peace time, when the "lever" misunderstanding started he told the Dinosaur Consulate that he could help them, he would join the Dragon Federation Army and act as a double agent for them, the Dinosaur Consulate was reluctant at first but as the word "lever" was used improperly by the dragons more and more they decided to do it and so eventually Barney was able to get a high ranking position of power in the Dragon Federation Army and was able to completely stop the dragons defense when the dinosaurs launched their attack, after the missiles the dragon population was almost entirely wiped out, Barney survived and became a children's entertainer for the dinosaur kids, he finally got to live his wish and became a dinosaur by wearing that costume and hiding his scared dragon self, his happiness didnt last though and he became an abusive alcoholic with 12 half-dragon/half-dinosaur kids that he molested daily, but thats another story

Now hes all alone here in our time, his family didnt survive the giant dolphin zombie apocalypse, hes out of work, and still an alcoholic
He still wears the purple dinosaur costume, while wandering the streets of Hoboken, New Jersey, yelling about the coming devastation at the end of the year, no one pays attention to him, they think hes some weirdo yelling about the 2012 myan predicted apocalypse, there wont be an apocalypse in 2012 of course since all of what ive said here happens after 2012, what Barney is yelling about is much worse then an apocalypse, but thats another story
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PostSubject: Re: HALP MY DRAGON!   Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:46 pm

ITS ALIVE
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PostSubject: Re: HALP MY DRAGON!   Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:58 pm

Olo, now you can be like Christopher Paolini and use your dragon in a series similar to Eragon. Just make sure to plagiarize as much as possible, so you can be just like Christopher Paolini. Or you can use him in real life and take him on adventures.
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PostSubject: Re: HALP MY DRAGON!   Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:57 pm

WTF IT HAS LIKE 2 CLICKS THOUGH

edit: LOLFKU OLO!
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PostSubject: Re: HALP MY DRAGON!   Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:12 am

my two beautiful amazing dragons have bred this super special egg!@$@$%



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PostSubject: Re: HALP MY DRAGON!   Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:20 pm

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PostSubject: Re: HALP MY DRAGON!   Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:54 pm

I scrolled down and saw Olo's green dragon and was thought... fuck that's awesome. Scrolled just a bit further and thought... HOLY FUCK THAT'S AWESOME. Hanson your dragon is super boss.
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PostSubject: Re: HALP MY DRAGON!   Fri Oct 12, 2012 8:01 pm

pat wrote:
Im glad you didnt ask where that other story came from, the one in the help my dragon thread, about barney the dinosaur being a dragon who was a spy for the dinosaurs in a war between dragons and dinosaurs that takes place in the distant future
The thought process behind that one is pure insanity
well?
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PostSubject: Re: HALP MY DRAGON!   Fri Oct 12, 2012 8:22 pm

Serenity09 wrote:
pat wrote:
Im glad you didnt ask where that other story came from, the one in the help my dragon thread, about barney the dinosaur being a dragon who was a spy for the dinosaurs in a war between dragons and dinosaurs that takes place in the distant future
The thought process behind that one is pure insanity
well?

Shit just got real, Pat.
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